Sh*t My Dad Says – Dad Knows Best

Posted on Monday, May 10th, 2010 by

shitmydadsays Sh*t My Dad Says – At 28, Justin Halpern found himself girlfriend-less and back home with his 73 year old dad. That alone is considered by most an inconvenient reality. Instead of ranting about his miserable circumstances, Justin decided to make the most out of his dad’s hilarious presence and daily caustic anecdotes. Although these short Twitter-like quotes and statements contain an abundance of curse words, it’s absolutely funny and memorable.

So what kind of quotes will you find on Shit My Dad Says? Here are a couple of my favorites: “I didn’t say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly.” “A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.” Simply irresistible to read!

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