Don’t Even Reply – Emails So Rude They’re Funny

Posted on Monday, February 21st, 2011 by

Don’t Even Reply – Another Weekly Blog winner, Don’t Even Reply is about emails that are so rude and absurd they’re down right hilarious. Want an example? See the one below. To submit your own case of a ludicrous email, simply publish it in the classifieds section of a major US newspaper and the anonymous Don’t Even Reply blogger will find it and publish it. Please be advised that this site contains curse words and some might find the language hereĀ inappropriate.

Kittens for my Tiger

Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01

Original ad:

litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.

From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don’t worry though, I’ll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.






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