SuperUseless SuperPowers – Do you remember the first time you saw the Superman movie? I remember my first time, I was five years old. Inspired by the movie and hero, I came back home, raised my hands up high, waited for that hovering sensation but, of course, to no avail. I had a similar experience with E.T. Needless to say, I stayed put on the ground, my BMX included. We all wish we had super powers but without a major breakthrough in science or a serious change in the laws of physics it is fair to say we won’t posses these in the near future. SuperUselessSuperPowers decided that if we can’t posses super powers then why not create abnormal capbilities that are odd and obscure, powers no one would like to attain. To make a long story short, this is a satiric site that lists useless powers in a funny and animated way. What do you think Superman would do with this bullet proof shirt? This is hilarious!