Ruthless Spartans vs Cuddly Hipsters is an awesome online game where you play a tough warrior, set to clear the world from the nasty hipsters and their mustaches.

This is Sparta! No Hipsters Allowed!

Thousands of years ago, the nation of Sparta began sharpening their spears, collecting weaponry and training their men for intense battles. Ruthless Spartans vs Cuddly Hipsters is where their efforts are finally being put to use. In Epic.Net’s new game, control a Spartan warrior and throw your spears at a lightening fast pace in order to save the world from being hipsterrified. And, if the hipsters are becoming too much to handle, recruit your friends to join you on the battlefield and really put the hipsters in their place.

Not Like Every Other Computer Game

While Ruthless Spartans vs Cuddly Hipsters can be played like any standard game on a computer with a keyboard, it does include a unique and very cool feature. Entering in a given code on your smartphone turns that phone into a joystick while your desktop serves as the game screen. So, sharpen your spear and grab your shield; the hipsters are coming for you, and will not rest until you’re thoroughly cuddled and grow a fine mustache!